I opened the mail today and found many many more doctors, hospital and lab bills from the last two months. I don't know for sure why I open them any more; I read them as if I understand them, nodding my head with pretend concentration and comprehension, when in truth I lost track several E.R. visits ago. For all I know this pack included charges for worming shetland sheep in Montana. The bills will get paid and then there will be more bills because my kids keep coming up with creative ways to generate new bills.
I got to wondering what would happen if one didn't pay medical bills. Can anyone repo your health? Merely a short flight of fancy and then-
This came to mind. It's funny and gross. Really really really gross. Definitely the kind of gross that's not for children sitting in your lap while you waste time reading my blog... but funny.