We don't have a cat.
It's always in our yard, sleeping on our porch or back deck. It lets my boys carry it around. It lays in their fort guarding them as they play and only stalks off if they really, really offend it. It tries to drive to karate class in our van with us.
It's been around for about a year. The neighbors refer to it as ours.
We don't feed it. We don't have a litter box. We don't have vet bills. It's healthy and shiny and fat.
It's the best cat we've never owned.
My sister was visiting recently and named it.
It comes to it's new name.