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"How did this happen?!?"
"Who did this?!?"
"Why were you even touching this?!?"
"What is that?!?"
I might as well make these sentences into permanent signs, affixed to foam core, ready to flash at my younger children as the need arises. But then I would need to take pictures of blank faces to flash back at myself.
However, as I searched for a non-scavenged package of chocolate chips to bake into cookies I came across this:
"How did this happen?!?"
"Who did this?!?"
"Why were you even touching this?!?"
"What is that?!?"
I might as well make these sentences into permanent signs, affixed to foam core, ready to flash at my younger children as the need arises. But then I would need to take pictures of blank faces to flash back at myself.
However, as I searched for a non-scavenged package of chocolate chips to bake into cookies I came across this:
Aha, the red stains on my bathmat, in front of the laundry room door and on the driveway make sense.
In a vague and infuriating sort of way.
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