Glamour Don'ts

What happens when you make a series of illogical decisions?  The condensed version:

Poor choice #1  My husband and I stopped walking regularly when Jack was first diagnosed.

Poor choice #2  I went on the high-carbohydrate and frequent snacking diet prescribed for Jack.

Poor choice #3  I gained weight and decided a hair cut would solve my problem.

Poor choice #4 When I sat down at the stylist's and saw that she had teased hair and a photo of Fabio hugging her I didn't leave.

Poor choice #5 I decided coloring my bad hair cut at home would help.

 Arghh!