Or: Beliefs That Must Be Outgrown With Toddlerhood To Avoid Possible Ridicule And/Or Failure
- If your eyes are covered no one can see you.
- Everyone wants to see your new underwear.
- Dr Seuss is a cat.
- The computer printer makes drawing paper.
- Dogs are boys, cats are girls.
- The ATM gives out free money.
- Making a face and snarling is cute and flirtatious.
- Friends are made and people influenced by sweaty tic-tacs dispensed with dirty hands.
Ha ha, so true! Especially the computer paper and ATM! And I have girls, so I'd like to add a new one: when stressed, or bored, or happy - just do cartwheels!
ReplyDeleteoh my gosh, this is too funny! How do you do it? Seriously, I must share this, on face book of course, because I am so mature.
ReplyDeleteThis post is the funniest thing ever!!!
Perfect! So funny. I am in the midst of this too.
ReplyDeleteI have experienced every single one of these firsthand. Great job nailing the finer points of toddlerhood. I also always liked "If I put my hands over my ears I don't hear you and you'll go away".
ReplyDeleteOH!! THis is so clever, wish I would've thought of it...it is so VERY TRUE!!!
ReplyDeleteLove it! I needed a good smile today. Had to share it with others from my blog! It will be linked back to you. You nailed it!
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