My Life Experiences Bemoaned in 17 Syllables
Reading and knitting
are mutually exclusive activities.
Eating chocolate while on the elliptical machine
is frowned upon.
Artistic children and clean closets do
not co-exist peaceably.
One cannot write a paper
while reading a fun mystery novel.
My spinning wheel is too large to pack
in my son's hospital tote bag.
My whole family expects to eat....
every day.... several times.
Preparing taxes is as fun as
fingernails run down a chalkboard.
Knitting one sock selfishly calls for
knitting a matching second sock.
Weaving requires brain power, brain power requires sleep,