Scientific Terms Clarified

February 21, 2012 by Rieshy

  Critical Mass can be defined as:
The minimum mass of fissionable material required to maintain a nuclear chain reaction.
The point at which the mass of dust and stashed dirty laundry (exceeding the combined weight of boys sharing a bedroom) causes a mothers head to achieve spontaneous combustion.

Spontaneous Combustion can be defined as:
Describing reported cases of the burning of a living human body without an apparent external source of ignition.
The time period in which wise children prepare coffee, give their mother chocolate, and look penitent- all while vacuuming afore mentioned bedroom.



Brandee Shafer said...

You're winning the battle, Pretty Mama!

Felicity said...

I think you've described them both aptly!

ReneeK said...

Yep, they have been clarified for a mom. I think you have out did yourself this time,

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