Parenting Advice for the Musically Insane

November 30, 2012 by Rieshy

If your goal is to accidentally make small boys wild with exuberant and unfocused energy on a winter morning while marooned inside by cold weather, play this opera by Alban Berg as loudly as possible:

Isn't being trapped inside with wildly exuberant and unfocused energy every parent's dream?  Unlike most parenting advice this suggestion has been tested and found to be 100% successful.

Ravel's Bolera works too.


1 comment:

CristyLynn said...

It also works for exuberant girls. :)

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